tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post7106724146877856148..comments2023-11-05T04:01:12.146-05:00Comments on Ad Aged: Help me! Help me!george tannenbaumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10974259094860905139noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post-26107704242811596452009-01-07T11:11:00.000-05:002009-01-07T11:11:00.000-05:00Ah, "solution"--my most hated copywriting word. A ...Ah, "solution"--my most hated copywriting word. A brush is a massy-hair solution, a cookie is a hunger solution, a Kleenex is a doggie-poop-on-my-shoe solution. "Solution" means nothing--it's what you say when you can't think of anything else to say. So please, please can we stop using it in advertising? Especially in someone's title.<BR/><BR/>Please?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post-15512245419583682262009-01-07T01:05:00.000-05:002009-01-07T01:05:00.000-05:00"Rigmarole Miasma"?"Soupcon"?George my brother, yo..."Rigmarole Miasma"?<BR/>"Soupcon"?<BR/><BR/>George my brother, you are single-handedly holding the line against the decline of the English language. Bless you for that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post-79233394652576139742009-01-06T23:25:00.000-05:002009-01-06T23:25:00.000-05:00I was once handed a business card with the title "...I was once handed a business card with the title "Lord of Creation". Am still not sure if it was a joke, although this was in Australia, at the time known for its irreverence. I wonder if he ever became Universal Omnipotent Lord of Creation?Tore Claessonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04978163002830730401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post-11578061947168612252009-01-06T17:11:00.000-05:002009-01-06T17:11:00.000-05:00Halavai.But they will notice those titled folks ar...Halavai.<BR/><BR/>But they will notice those titled folks are gone. Things will work better.george tannenbaumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10974259094860905139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post-57405039870394838642009-01-06T15:46:00.000-05:002009-01-06T15:46:00.000-05:00Here's a great money-saving tip for recession-mind...Here's a great money-saving tip for recession-minded ceo's everywhere.<BR/><BR/>Fire everyone with the word "global", "worldwide", "strategic", "North American", "integration", "engagement", "innovaton" or "emerging" in his/her title.<BR/><BR/>No one will notice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6072420181476584961.post-34724648155594891112009-01-06T15:03:00.000-05:002009-01-06T15:03:00.000-05:00Actually I'm getting a bit desperate, so if you he...Actually I'm getting a bit desperate, so if you hear of any opportunities for a "Global Solutions Follower" let me know. Sounds like a great chance to travel without all the pressure of leading.<BR/><BR/>BTW-remind me to never send you an email with my title under it.theschwartexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00477324660942032193noreply@blogger.com