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I got a call the other
night from a guy I worked with literally three decades ago. He was my account
guy on a financial services account back when suits still wore suits. In fact,
when there were client meetings, even creatives wore suits. I kept one or two in my office just in case.
“George,” he started, “I’m
not sure you’ll remember me.”
I get a fair amount of
calls that start this way. I suppose it comes from being up there in years.
“It’s Scott. We worked
together on the ____________ account at _______&_________.”
“Of course I remember
you,” I temporized.
“Listen,” Scott said, “I
know this is out of the blue. I just didn’t know who else to ask.”
“What’s up?” I said with
more than a scintilla of annoyance in my voice. I had the feeling I was about
to be asked for money.
“I just need my memory
jogged. I always admired your ability to retain information. I thought you
might be able to help me.”
“You know what elephants
say…A George never forgets.”
“Still have that sense
of humor, huh?”
“If you want to call it
that, I suppose I do.”
“I’ll cut to the chase.
I’m running a small agency in Connecticut now—I’m living up by Westport, and I’ve
forgotten. Maybe you can help.”
“Sure. I’ll try.” I
looked at my watch. This conversation was going nowhere. I wanted to get off
the phone.
“Look, we have a new
business presentation,” Scott continued. “I know it’s almost 2020. But what are
agencies driven by these days? I don’t remember and I don’t know who else to
ask. This is embarrassing.”
“Calm down and try to
clarify. I’ve got to run and I’m not quite understanding what you need.”
“Well, like I said. I’ve
got this big new business pitch and I’ve totally drawn a blank. This year, what
are agencies supposed to be driven by?”
“Driven by?”
“Yeah. Couple years ago,
we were results-driven. Then for a year or two we were data-driven. Then I
think we switched to consumer-driven. Then insight-driven. Last year if I'm not mistaken, we were purpose-driven. I’m on
the hook for this, and I’m completely drawing a blank. What are we driven by? Results?
Data? Consumers? Insights? Purpose?”
I looked up to the
heavens and thought for a moment. New business. And the start of a new year.
This is an old friend. I wanted to help.
“Scott,” I said. “You
can handle this, man. You’ve dealt with pressure your whole career.”
“George, I’m a desperate
man. Data? Consumers? Results? Insights? Purpose? What is my agency driven by?”
“You’re a data-driven
agency that gets results from insights by giving consumers a purpose-driven drive,” I said. “That,
and you’re made from 100% recycled ocean plastic.”
“Thanks, dude,” Scott said.
And he hung up the phone.
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