Attack of the killer tomatoes.

The radical right who have been trumpeting ketchup as a vegetable, trickledown theories in which the top 1% of the top 1% of the nation control 62% of the wealth (note to wretched refuse on these teeming shores: this is good for you) the rape of public lands for private wealth, in short socialism for the wealthy and dog-eat-dog Malthusian capitalism for the poor (poor=all those not in the top 1% of the top 1%--this is Rome, remember, bring me a platter of Hummingbird tongues post haste)the radical right who have been ascendant since Ronald Raygun, has just recently invented a new weapon that will maintain America's military, economic and political hegemony into the future.

Yes, thanks to free-market economics we have invented a way to slash defense costs while still being able to kill darkies by the bucketful. (Darkies is what they are, my friends. Our troops call the Iraqis sand-niggers. We don't kill white folk. It's gooks, slants, joes, sand-niggers, etc.)My friends, American ingenuity has triumphed again. No need for smart bombs, dumb bombs, guided missiles, uranium depleted ordnance that takes 14,000 years for its deadly radiation to return to safe levels, no need for that. We have invented the killer tomatoes.

McDonalds, and Taco Bell are now part of the military-industrial complex. Send the darkies our tainted tomatoes and watch the towel-heads get e-coli and die in ugliness and pain:

"What a piece of work is a man,
how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties,
in form and moving how express and admirable,
in action how like an angel,
in apprehension how like a god!
the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals..."