News from the Midwest.

Yesterday, I suppose as a result of catastrophic climate change, a series of violent tornadoes ripped through the upper Midwest. A farmer's daughter with whom I once engaged in "hey hey in the hayloft," called me to say that her twin Jerseys were caught up in the maelstrom. When the winds finally calmed down, the cows were ok, but you couldn't tell one from the udder.