I don't understand.

I just went on The Wall Street Journal's site at www.wsj.com and I saw the banner ad above.

What? Huh? Are you kidding?

First off, Wachovia, at least the consumer banking portion, is being jobbed out to Citibank. Second, I'm not sure anyone is thinking about investing right now. And third, I don't think anyone is concerned about "weathering market volatility"--people are thinking about merely surviving.