I went into the kitchen of my agency this morning to get my customary bowl of oatmeal and I noticed the type on a box of disposable utensils:
"EMERALD PLASTIC CHAMPAGNE KNIVES."
I don't know where to begin, except to say I didn't know you needed a knife to drink champagne.
oh, the knife is to keep others at bay while you drink your champagne. Not everyone feels he can afford to spend on such luxuries right now and may be tempted to try to steal it from others.
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