Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The first and last Ad Aged circumcision tagline contest.

I've written a couple of posts of late about circumcision. Each of those posts have generated a fair bit of conversation. So I thought I'd keep that conversation going by starting a circumcision tagline contest.

There are no rules.

You can be for or against circumcision. Or both.
You can enter as often as you like.
I am entering too.
I am the judge.

Here are my entries to date:

PRO:
Circumcise. Circumwise.

ANTI:
It's your schlong, keep it long.
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9 comments:

  1. TeenieAugust 26, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    PRO:

    A snip to the tip will keep you fit.

    CON:

    Bad infection? Bye-bye erection.

    (Although you may want to keep that last one off the kiddie networks.)

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  2. UnknownAugust 26, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    A schlong like a Goy? Oy!

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  3. george tannenbaumAugust 26, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    At close of business, the press secretary is inching ahead.

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  4. robAugust 26, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    to free, or not to free, that is the question

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  5. LauraAugust 26, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    Think ahead. Circumcise responsibly.

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  6. OmairAugust 26, 2009 at 11:31 PM

    PRO:
    Lean, mean and cut clean.


    CON:
    Uncut editions are always in demand.

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  7. jeavesAugust 27, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Pro: Avoid a dribble, take off a nibble

    Pro: Free Willy

    Pro: Lean meat, a healthier choice.

    Con: "Upon reviewing the finish line replay, Saturday Sam was ahead by a nose."

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  8. george tannenbaumAugust 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    Tooch wins with his eloquent yet haunting: "Snip it or you'll get a hideous infection and your dick will fall off."

    The Press Secretary's "A schlong like a Goy? Oy!" comes in second.

    And Jeaves' "Avoid a dribble, take off a nibble" comes in third.

    Thank you all for doing this "pro-boner" work.

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  9. TeenieAugust 28, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Dang--guess one needs a schlong for better inspiration!

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