Re-envisioning the annals of dumbness.

A waggish friend of mine forwarded an email she just received from her agency's HR department.

Good Morning,

Please reply back if you would be interested in obtaining a flu shot in 2011 at a
cost of $22.00/shot.

Please let me know by the end of the this week.


Cheers,
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$22.00/shot.
I'd like 6 please. Enclosed is my check for $132.00.

And then there's the ever-so-merry sign-off, "Cheers."

Go fuck yourself.
I'm not having a drink.
I'm not toasting someone's engagement.
I'm not Christening a ship.
Take your cheers and shove it.
Unless you're English.
Ok.