Saturday, August 14, 2010

Notes from LA.

I flew a wide-body out here.
If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

5 comments:

  1. George, chill man. You're in LA, the land of botox, implants, lipo and whatever.

    Get some plastic surgery while youre out there. its all the rage.

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  2. If that wasn't Henny Youngman it should've been.

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  3. Or Max Miller (the English Henny Youngman):
    "My wife's so ugly I'd rather take her with me than kiss her goodbye."

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  4. Dave, it's a George original. Or semi-original. In "Horse Feathers" Groucho is in a canoe with a woman and says "I wanted a flat bottom but the girl in the boat house didn't have one."

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  5. Groucho (the greatest ever) "Okay leave in a huff. And if that's too soon leave in a minute and a huff.""

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