Advice from Uncle Slappy.

Uncle Slappy called tonight, as he does so often on Tuesday nights. Actually Uncle Slappy calls most every night. We don't so much chat as we "oy." "Oy, did you see what Carmelo just did?" Or "Oy, ferstunkeneh Libya."

Tonight, however, Uncle Slappy called with these words wisdom and advice: "Geo," the old man said, "Never eat the calamari at a bris."