Thursday, April 26, 2012

An exit line I wish I heard.

"I have to get off the call now, I'm late to my sword swallowing class."

2 comments:

  1. JWT London suit, some time in The Golden Age.

    "I can't come in on time this morning, as one of the polo ponies has fallen into the swimming pool and we're waiting for the crane to come and hoist her out".

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  2. Anonymous,
    After a particularly good lunch, a client asked Stanley Pollit if he'd like a coffee.
    Stanley said "Good Heavens no. It'd keep me awake all afternoon."

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