Point/Counterpoint.

When they say: I have a hard stop.
You should say: I have a hard start.

When they say: I'm sorry I'm late.
You should say: I'm sorry you're here.

When they say: Let's talk next steps.
You should say: Let's talk next schtups.

When they say: It's out of scope.
You should say: It's out of Listerine.

When they say: We need to do something social.
You should say: We need to do something anti-social.

When they say: The client wants something viral.
You should say: I want something hypo-allergenic.