Quiet.

Someone somewhere sits in a giant office.

A giant corner office.

A giant corner office with an outer office.

A giant corner office with an outer office that has an outer office.

This someone has decided that throwing a couple hundred people in an open floorplan is a good idea.

He's figured it all out.

He has his talking points.

It's good for openness.

It       f   a   c   i   l   i   t   a    t   e   s       conversation.

It encourages collaboration.

I invite that someone to my desk.

I'm always there.

A lot of the time looking at my new app.

A decibel meter.