2nd and Final Warning - You will be locked out of Email.

Each of you who are Bcc'd on this note received your first warning on Tuesday regarding outstanding time sheets. By outstanding, I don’t mean very good. I mean I haven’t yet received them.

This is unacceptable.

You will be locked out of email tomorrow, Friday at 1 pm EST, if your time sheets are not brought up to date by end of day today.

Also, if your time sheets are not brought up to date by end of day today, the cafeteria will charge you $1.75 for a banana, $2.50 for two (small) hard-boiled eggs, and a simple wilted salad will run you $17.75. Things will be that harsh.

To avoid being locked out, you need to submit all outstanding (see note above regarding the word outstanding) time sheets to date, including the time sheet for last week.  Please see the email sent this morning from Time Sheet Compliance for the specific dates. 

NOTE:

Please note, if you do not bring your time sheets up to date and are locked out of email, the only way to have your email unlocked is by completing your timesheets.

Please bring your time sheets up to date TODAY to avoid being locked out. 

Further penalties for non-compliance include but aren’t limited to:

1.    Shrill notes from people you don’t know in ugly colors.

2.    Use of random and non-sensical CAPITALIZATION.

3.    Random threats randomly delivered.

4.    Unnecessary elaboration of the meaning of the word outstanding.

TIME SHEETS ARE EVERYONE’S RESPONSIBILITY. EXCEPT FOR THE SOFTWARE ENGINEER WHO DESIGNED OUR DECADE’S OLD NON-FUNCTIONING SYSTEM.

If you are still locked after completing your time sheets or need to confirm the dates that are missing, please call _________________

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