The lost calendar of Garry Veevee.

5:00-5:30	Morning tweet time. Send out 37 tweets.
5:30-6:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video of me sending out 37 tweets.
6:00-6:30	Negotiate in mirror to buy New York Jets.
6:30-7:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on ‘hustling your way to your father’s $50 million fortune.’
7:00-7:30	Strategically choose slogan for today’s t-shirt wisdom.
7:30-8:00	Polish Garry Veevee inspirational sneakers.
8:00-8:30	Put on Garry Veevee inspirational socks.
8:30-9:00	Put on Garry Veevee inspirational boxers.
9:00-9:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video of Garry Veevee getting dressed.
10:00-10:30	Consider speaking of Garry Veevee only in the 3rd person.
10:30-11:00	Think about why there’s no 4th person. It’s always good to go one better.
11:00-11:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video about producing, distributing and syndicating videos about producing, distributing and syndicating videos.
11:30-12:00	Tweets promoting aforementioned videos.
12:00-12:02	Power Lunch.
12:02-12:30	Send out 10 four-minute videos in just 28 minutes.
12:30-1:00	Accept Guinness Award for high-speed blathering.
1:00-1:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of restating the obvious.
1:30-2:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of restating the obvious in simplistic terms.
2:00-2:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of restating the obvious in simplistic terms while saying ‘fuck’ a lot.
2:30-3:00	Send out 29 tweets promoting aforementioned videos.
3:00-3:30	Consider trimming three-days’-growth of beard down to two-days, 23 hours and nine minutes.
3:30-4:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on trimming beard.
4:00-4:30	Send out 29 tweets promoting aforementioned videos.
4:30-5:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of high-quality content.
5:00-5:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of buying Apple stock in 1994.
5:30-6:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of investing in companies that aren’t yet in business.
6:00-6:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on how to crush and hustle your way to your father’s fortune. Mention selling baseball cards.
6:30-7:00	Send out 37 tweets promoting aforementioned videos.
7:00-7:04	Crush Dinner.
7:04-7:30	Consider chewing dinner.
7:30-8:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video on the importance of eating a relaxed meal.
8:00-8:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video about producing, distributing and syndicating videos about eating a relaxed meal.
8:30-9:00	Consider trimming three-days’-and-five-hours growth of beard down to two-days, 23 hours and 11 minutes.
9:00-9:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video just saying ‘fuck.’
9:30-10:00	Produce, distribute and syndicate video about producing, distributing and syndicating videos just saying ‘fuck.’
10:00-10:30	Produce, distribute and syndicate video entirely in the 5th person.
10:30-11:00	Decide strategically how far to roll-up left sleeve.
11:00-11:30	Decide strategically how far to roll-up right sleeve.
11:30-12:00	Decide strategically how far to roll-up middle sleeve.