If you're interested in the patter of the people, the patois of the hoi polloi, there ain't no place better in the world than New York Fuckin' City.
LA has weather over us.
Chicago has cheaper apartments.
But there's only one New York.
I had to run to mid-town just now to have a con-fab with my accountant. There were two security guards behind a console in the lobby. The younger guard had screwed something up. The other guard, an older guy had to do something more to check someone in.
"It's ok," the old guard said.
"I'm really sorry," said the young guard.
"Hey," the old guard reflected, "You can't unscramble eggs."