Thursday, March 5, 2015
A rat's breakfast.
I mean, someone should be sued for this weather, right?
What the fuck.
It's too much.
It's not fair.
In any event, I took the 4. The Lexington Express train to work this morning. (Or as New Yorkers pronounce it Smorning.) And someone had dropped a dozen bagels onto the tracks. Enough to attract rat traffic all the way from 96th Street. I suppose if I conducted a survey, there might even be some Bridge and Tunnel rats enjoying the feast.
In reality, the subway ain't half bad.
It's "up" 99.999% of the time.
And it moves something like one-million people a day with only minor frustrations and lethal threats.
Until someone figures out how to Uber my ass to work for $2.50, I'll put up with a rat's breakfast.
Posted by george tannenbaum at 1:00 PM