I burped and this came up.

Every once in a while I'll read something so appalling I just want to scream. The quotation below qualifies.

"A JWT spokeswoman said the win covers 95 markets and 'was hard-fought over six months and tens of countries, and that delivers on JWT's promise of being future ready'."

What does it mean if you don't deliver the promise of future ready? That you're going to die in your sleep tonight? This is JWT kicking and screaming and saying, "we're not obsolete." Guess what? If you have to say it, you are.