Since so few of you take the time to comment in this space, and since this is meant to be an exchange of ideas, I thought I'd swipe a page from other media titans and appropriate some of their tactics. Henceforth and hitherto, whenever your editor feels attention is flagging I will post a picture of a hometown "hottie." The picture here happens to be of Ilsa, my masseuse.
Ilsa is a pro at both "rolfing" and deep muscle. In her spare time she is learning English and (thanks to me) Yiddish. As this photo suggests, Ilsa loves watersports. Ilsa is a fabulous cook...and, to you fellas out there, she's single! Yowsah!
I'm actually between masseuses right now. Does she have a website where I can get more information?
ReplyDeletei suppose this is just another joke to you, huh?
ReplyDeleteps. take it from me, being between masseuses ain't a bad place to be. hubba hubba.
ReplyDeleteSo this is the huge Russian masseuse you've been going to?
ReplyDeleteBecause I’m all Web 2.8 like that, ROLF seems like it wants to be part of masseuse text lingo.
ReplyDeleteOr not.