Friday, August 31, 2007

I wish I were Mitt Romney. A poem.

I wish I were Mitt Romney.
I wish I had perfect hair.
I wish I were named after a sporting good
and had a billion dollars.

I wish I tied my dog to my car's roof.
And drove.
I wish I looked like a Ken doll.
And had a Barbie wife and Ken doll sons.

I wish.
I wish.
I wish.
I wish I were Romnipotent.
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4 comments:

  1. SarahAugust 31, 2007 at 12:21 PM

    My name is Daddy-doo,
    I like to go poo-poo.
    My favorite food is Moo Shu
    Pork.

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  2. UnknownSeptember 1, 2007 at 7:09 PM

    Just who is Mitt Romney, huh?
    It gives me insomnia!
    Does he still dread commies? Duh!
    Would he look cute in jackboots? Ja!

    And what kind of a name is "Mitt?"
    What's up with that shit?

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  3. george tannenbaumSeptember 1, 2007 at 8:06 PM

    Rudy
    Smells like
    Doody.

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  4. Moda di MagnoSeptember 4, 2007 at 12:19 PM

    For Romnipotent you get even more of my undying admiration and affection. I declare you brilliant!

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