Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Metrosexual Diary: Day 1.

Talent I worked with recently gave me as a gift (or should I use the au courant "gifted me with) about $500-worth of Kiehl's products.

So, after a lifetime of washing and thirty-five years of shaving, this morning I had to learn how to do it all over again. I slathered this, I rubbed in that, I exfoliated, I energized, I stimulated, I rinsed and repeated.

Now I am as smooth as a pre-pubescent cue ball. I'm shiny. My long-absent abs are peaking through my un-buttoned silk shirt.

Look out, Ladies...Here I come!

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