I do not wish to stop and stare
While you display your underwear.
OK Uncles? OK Aunties?
I have no wish to see your panties.
Please get a belt, and hike your slacks,
Your cosmology, discretion lacks.
And do not let it come to pass,
That your jeans fall down below your ass.
Put away your breasts. This ain't the beach,
Keep them safe and out of reach.
You have two choices when it comes to skin,
Let it out or keep it in.
It would make me happy and so much gladder,
If you would kindly choose the latter.
