Shit happens.
For focus groups.
See, shit really happens.
IPG has lowered our per diem to less than that of a Guantanamo inmate, so of course we are staying at a cheap ass hotel.
You know the type.
Pubic hair in the bathtub.
Not yours.
A business hotel run by people who probably never traveled for business.
The carpet is sticky.
The decor is depressing.
Did I mention pubic hair in the tub?
But they have a really nice logo.
