Have a Portnoy Passover.

 

For some reason this post is being written in italics.

If you're Jewish, Passover is just around the corner. And Passover makes me think of Portnoy. And no, we won't be serving liver this year.

Weequahic High School Cheer (according to Philip Roth in "Portnoy's Complaint.")

Give a yell!
Give a yell!
Give a good substantial yell!
And when we yell, we yell like hell
And this is what we yell--

Ala Kazoo Kazoo Kazam
Ikey Mikey Jake and Sam
We are the boys who eat no HAM!
We play baseball football soccer
We keep MATZOHS in our locker!
Ay Yi, Ay Yi, WEEQUAHIC HIGH.