A friend, probably a small part of the 40%-60% of staff Ogilvy has fired since the start of the year, sent me a note yesterday.
Since the start of their free-fall, since the veritable demise of what was, until recently, one of Madison Avenue's strongest and most important brands, I get a lot of these notes.
Most, like this one, have a touch of anger.
Anger because it's only natural to hate liars and a lying culture.
But these notes express something else and with more vigor. They express "Thank god"-ness.
Thank god I got out of the moribund, decrepit and corrupt House of Read, and found my soul, my integrity and my lust for work again.
This particular note got specific.
It started with a screen-grab from WPP's "Global Head of Culture."
Three generations of Tannenbaums have for the last 75 years had good careers in advertising. Egoism aside, we Tannenbaums are a fairly brainy breed.
I have absolutely no idea what a Global Head of Culture does. Especially if her job has nothing to do with supplying agency cafeterias with yogurt. In fact, I invite any Global Head of Culture at any agency or holding company to contact me.
This stupid one-man-boat of a blog gets about 85,000 readers a week.
Many of them in the C-Suite of various agencies around the world.
If you have the wherewithal to respond to this question, I will give you this space for free to tell my readership what a Global Head of Culture does for 1875 hours a year and why it's important and why it makes life better for employees and how it improves their creative output better.
What strikes me as bizarre is this.
WPP's Global Head of Culture is speaking out, ostensibly, against the ageism that is rife in our industry.
Yet, WPP's most-recent annual report, harkening back to Mark Read's stupidity, cupidity and humidity clearly states that WPP is a virulently ageist company.
Here's their spread, jokingly I presume, headed "Attracting and Retaining Talent."
The only thing WPP retains is water after a long company-paid-for first-class flight for a do-nothing-execucant.
From page 69, of WPP's 2019 Annual Report.
This is petty but that egregious 1% who are 60 and over is half the number of people 60 and over WPP employed just one year earlier. You're not only bad, WPP. You get worse every year.
What will 2020 bring? 1/2 of 1%?
So which is it WPP?
Do you love older people and hate ageism.
Or do you just hate everything that costs money?
BTW, there's an old--very old--Latin phrase that you probably don't know because it harkens back to the 80s.
As in 80 BC.