Look, I don't care what the hipster-ocracy is saying direct from Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Wearing a wool cap in the 93-degree heat isn't hip, it's dumb. Wearing cowboy boots with a short skirt isn't cool, it's dumb. Wearing your hoodie with your hood up when it's so hot the cab drivers are steaming vegetables in their turbans is dumb.
It's dumb.
Not cool.
Not hip.
Not au courant.
Dumb.
