Someone somewhere sits in a giant office.
A giant corner office.
A giant corner office with an outer office.
A giant corner office with an outer office that has an outer office.
This someone has decided that throwing a couple hundred people in an open floorplan is a good idea.
He's figured it all out.
He has his talking points.
It's good for openness.
It f a c i l i t a t e s conversation.
It encourages collaboration.
I invite that someone to my desk.
I'm always there.
A lot of the time looking at my new app.
A decibel meter.