Ad Aged: You're a CDO. I assume with the ever-growing importance of data, that stands for Chief Data Officer.
CDO: Chief Data Officer, how quaint, passe and antiquated. No, that's not what CDO stands for. My job is much more integral than a Chief Data Officer.
Ad Aged: So, clarify...CDO stands for.
CDO: Chief Disappearance Officer.
Ad Aged: So what is it that you do?
CDO: I show up for meetings. I call meetings. I preside at meetings. My name is on emails for meetings.
Ad Aged: And?
CDO: And the minute accountability is required, or work gets meted out, I disappear.
Ad Aged: So, you do the hard work of not doing hard work? You work hard at not working hard?