Friday, August 31, 2007

I wish I were Mitt Romney. A poem.

I wish I were Mitt Romney.
I wish I had perfect hair.
I wish I were named after a sporting good
and had a billion dollars.

I wish I tied my dog to my car's roof.
And drove.
I wish I looked like a Ken doll.
And had a Barbie wife and Ken doll sons.

I wish.
I wish.
I wish.
I wish I were Romnipotent.


Sarah said...

My name is Daddy-doo,
I like to go poo-poo.
My favorite food is Moo Shu

Unknown said...

Just who is Mitt Romney, huh?
It gives me insomnia!
Does he still dread commies? Duh!
Would he look cute in jackboots? Ja!

And what kind of a name is "Mitt?"
What's up with that shit?

george tannenbaum said...

Smells like

Moda di Magno said...

For Romnipotent you get even more of my undying admiration and affection. I declare you brilliant!