Thursday, December 4, 2008

Lend me your body parts.


My wife, who is a gifted creative, recently received two separate emails in which either a client or an account person beckoned her to attend a meeting because "they needed her brain."

I protest.

What HR fate would befall me if I said I needed someone to come to a meeting because "I need her tongue." Imagine, "Could you please make sure Jennifer can make it to our 11. I really think we need her ass."

In other words, let's put an end to bodily functions.

15 comments:

GirlPie said...

Fully agreed with your point, when it involves someone else.

But between me, myself, and I, I find that if I think to/tell myself "I gotta put my brain on this for an hour" I'm less stressed about being creative, smart, brilliant or whatever I'm needing to be. Where "let me think about that for an hour" seems impossible or daunting, applying a body part (organ or muscle or ?) seems to get me past that.

And sometimes I do comment with my ass. sorry.

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