My wife, who is a gifted creative, recently received two separate emails in which either a client or an account person beckoned her to attend a meeting because "they needed her brain."
I protest.
What HR fate would befall me if I said I needed someone to come to a meeting because "I need her tongue." Imagine, "Could you please make sure Jennifer can make it to our 11. I really think we need her ass."
In other words, let's put an end to bodily functions.
