I've written a couple of posts of late about circumcision. Each of those posts have generated a fair bit of conversation. So I thought I'd keep that conversation going by starting a circumcision tagline contest.
There are no rules.
You can be for or against circumcision. Or both.
You can enter as often as you like.
I am entering too.
I am the judge.
Here are my entries to date:
PRO:
Circumcise. Circumwise.
ANTI:
It's your schlong, keep it long.
9 comments:
PRO:
A snip to the tip will keep you fit.
CON:
Bad infection? Bye-bye erection.
(Although you may want to keep that last one off the kiddie networks.)
A schlong like a Goy? Oy!
At close of business, the press secretary is inching ahead.
to free, or not to free, that is the question
Think ahead. Circumcise responsibly.
PRO:
Lean, mean and cut clean.
CON:
Uncut editions are always in demand.
Pro: Avoid a dribble, take off a nibble
Pro: Free Willy
Pro: Lean meat, a healthier choice.
Con: "Upon reviewing the finish line replay, Saturday Sam was ahead by a nose."
Tooch wins with his eloquent yet haunting: "Snip it or you'll get a hideous infection and your dick will fall off."
The Press Secretary's "A schlong like a Goy? Oy!" comes in second.
And Jeaves' "Avoid a dribble, take off a nibble" comes in third.
Thank you all for doing this "pro-boner" work.
Dang--guess one needs a schlong for better inspiration!
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