Truth in advertising.

My wife picked up a baseball cap for me from Barney Greengrass, since 1908, the Sturgeon King. As you'd expect, it's made in China. The hat, not the sturgeon. On the inside of the cap is a tag that says, "One Size Fits Most." How's that for candor. Now I will see no one with elephant-cephalitis or suffering from pin-headery wearing a Barney Greengrass cap. Presumably it won't fit.