Neil's January 1996 review of the Ford Expedition described a back-seat encounter with his girlfriend.
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Thursday, October 1, 2026
How To.
Neil's January 1996 review of the Ford Expedition described a back-seat encounter with his girlfriend.
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
Yu Mve 2 Fst.
It seems everyone today sings from the same hymn and hyr books.
Everyone is blathering on about how fast this technology or that technology can do this or that.
They're not, they're never talking about how things can be done better.
Instead they're talking about how things can be done faster.
We spend so much time talking about how fast we can do things that I believe in aggregate things that longer because of all the time we fiddle away talking about how fast we can do them.
Not too long ago, I was asked to work on a pitch for a giant holding company ad agency.
Our meetings sounded more like a track-practice than an ad agency.
The pitch was a marathon punctuated by a series of sprints. Along the way there were heavy lifts and of course the inevitable hurdles.
A friend of mine worked on the pitch, too.
We IM-ed (it's instant, after all) when the whole thing was over.
To re-write Yogi Berra, "It ain't over till you get paid."
We each had the prevailing sensation of underwhelmed-ness.
There were hundreds of pages of deck.
But not a single scintillating idea.
Or even a simmering one.
It all reminded me of that old Peggy Lee song, writ by Lieber and Stoller, "Is That All There Is?"
A waterway splits the earth in Ginger Riley Munduwalawala’s painting “Nyamiyukanji, the River Country” (1997). Mottled green daubs represent grass; lounging amoebic growths stand in for rocks, perhaps mountain peaks. Above the fracas of color float three white clouds, from which raindrops hang like strings of beads dressing up a doorway.
Noticing every detail of a work of art, and of the world in front of us, is what Olivia Meehan urges us to do in “Slow Looking: The Art of Nature” (Thames & Hudson, 320 pages, $60). The author is far from the first to decry the “din of 21st-century life” or to worry that a digital deluge threatens to dull our senses, but she begins her book more pointedly, asking: “Have you considered your looking practice?”
Probably not, since for most of us looking isn’t so much a practice, a la prayer or meditation, but a necessity of life. The average time a museum visitor spends taking in an artwork matches the average social-media “swipe-away mark of 2-3 seconds,” Ms. Meehan laments. She has gathered nature-inspired artworks in “Slow Looking” to draw us in and get us to look for longer, though she dangles the rewards at a distance: “The beauty will not automatically reveal itself.”
The author promises discoveries as well as a fresh take on the familiar, including 19th-century paintings by Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot and Charles-François Daubigny, a violet Caspar David Friedrich moonscape and plenty of Georgia O’Keeffe. The volume isn’t meant to be read in a linear fashion, nor to be shut with finality when you turn the last page. It’s more like a museum: Aimlessness is welcome, lingering encouraged. Ms. Meehan guides us through a slow-looking exercise before releasing us into the curated wilds.
Some of the book’s best advice might seem laughably obvious. When looking at an artwork, “try not to take your phone out.” Museum labels may distract as much as they inform. But Ms. Meehan writes touchingly about the fruits of attention—surprise, imagination and wonder among them—which can be so difficult to find in “an ‘on-demand’ world.” And she reminds the reader: “There is no immediate need to share your reaction or response with others.” The looking is the point.
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Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Short Cuts.
When I was a young man and had hung up my baseball spikes for good, I replaced them with runners' shoes. It's easy to get fat and I was good at it. To allay the inevitability of adipose and to assuage my competitive mien, I turned to long-distance running with my usual fury.
For about ten years, from my early 20s to my early 30s, I raced on weekends. Anything from five-miles to a full-marathon, and I rarely clipped a number to my tattered singlet without hoping to set a personal best and finish in the top ten-percent.
I'd never finish higher than that. Those that can and do usually have bird-like frames--their bones are more like straws than mine which are like tree trunks, or Greek columns or some order of elephantine. But finishing 99th out of a thousand entrants was for me a reasonable aspiration.
Racing in Central Park involves handling some pretty serious hills and some pretty sharp turns. The race course was usually marked out with cones and the understanding was that you stay within the cones, lest you cut the course.
I must say, I never really understood course cutting. It wasn't the difference between getting a medal or not, or winning or losing, or winning some prize money. It was, at my strata, the difference between finishing 99th or 101st. If cheating got you your best time, can you in your head really count it when you know you cut-corners to get there?
“Once in camp I put a log on a fire and it was full of ants. As it commenced to burn, the ants swarmed out and went first toward the center where the fire was; then turned back and ran toward the end. When there were enough on the end they fell off into the fire. Some got out, their bodies burnt and flattened, and went off not knowing where they were going. But most of them went toward the fire and then back toward the end and swarmed on the cool end and finally fell off into the fire. I remember thinking at the time that it was the end of the world and a splendid chance to be a messiah and lift the log off the fire and throw it out where the ants could get off onto the ground. But I did not do anything but throw a tin cup of water on the log, so that I would have the cup empty to put whiskey in before I added water to it. I think the cup of water on the burning log only steamed the ants.” ― Ernest Hemingway
“Any man who will not resist a pun will never lie up-pun me." --Eve Babitz
“There is no God and we are his prophets." --Cormac McCarthy
“A faithful atheist who died at eighty-five, resolved that he was headed neither for heaven nor hell, and who, when his sneezes elicited a reflexive “God bless you,” replied, “No thank you.” --Sam Roberts
The quotations above were written without AI and couldn't be written by AI. Ever.
AI is Orwellian.
Meanwhile there are thousands, maybe millions, maybe billions of people and clients proclaiming AI the equal if not the better than humans--and allowing AI to do their writing for them.
The point, to me is clear.
Things that are worth doing take time.
A road race. Some copy. A 71-page deck. Ideas.
You can cheat and have them go faster.
But this is simple.
It's not as good.
AI can't do what people can do.
Only time and work and doing it again can.
Only running every inch of the course.
Or thinking through every exigency.
Most race results though look ok.
Ok enough, I guess, if you squint.
It seems to me it's like my sketch above.
It's cutting corners.
It's cheating.
It's robbing humanity of humanity to get someplace nominally faster.
Just like smiling photos throughout linked in proclaiming someone chief creative officer of the year and her agency agency of the year while they've lost 75-85-percent of their revenue, clients, people and market value is cheating.
There's a right way to become agency of the year. It's serving clients. It's doing smart, real, effective work. It's treating people well.
Or, you can pay for play it.
Most of what you see today is ginned up untruths.
(And truth is what we're after.)
This is sleight of hand.
And a slight on humanity.
In a word, it's cheating.
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Somehow, I think what Katy Jurado says to Lloyd Bridges is all that needs to be said.
Monday, September 28, 2026
The Stones.
Friday, September 25, 2026
Pep Rally.
The poet's, the writer's, duty is to write about these things. It is his privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart, by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past. The poet's voice need not merely be the record of man, it can be one of the props, the pillars to help him endure and prevail.