George Tannenbaum on the future of advertising, the decline of the English Language and other frivolities. 100% jargon free. A Business Insider "Most Influential" blog.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
My client meetings tomorrow.
WE OPEN IN A CONFERENCE ROOM HIGH ABOVE MANHATTAN. THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS CONCOCT A POTION TO KILL ALL WIT, WARMTH, IMAGINATION, INTRUSION. THEY TOSS MORE AND MORE INGREDIENTS INTO THE BREW UNTIL A DEADLY VAPOR ARISES. THEN THEY LAUGH AT THEIR VILLAINY AND ADD SOME MORE.
First Witch
Round about the Cauldron go;
In the poison'd Entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and Nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd Venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.
All
Double, double toile and trouble ;
Fire burn and Cauldron bubble.
Second Witch
Fillet of a Fenny Snake,
In the Cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of Newt, and Toe of Frogge,
Wool of Bat, and Tongue of Dogge,
Adder's Fork, and Blind-worm's Sting,
Lizard's leg, and Howlet's wing,
For a Charm of powerful trouble
Like a Hell-broth boil and bubble.
All
Double, double toyle and trouble,
Fire burn and Cauldron bubble.
Third Witch
Scale of Dragon, Tooth of Wolf,
Witches' Mummy, Maw and Gulf
Of the ravin'd salt Sea shark,
Root of Hemlock digg'd i' the dark,
Liver of Blaspheming Jew,
Gall of Goat, and Slips of Yew
Silver'd in the Moon's Eclipse,
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips,
Finger of Birth-strangled Babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a Drab,
Make the Gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a Tiger's Chaudron,
For the Ingredients of our Cauldron.
All
Double, double toyle and trouble'
Fire burn and Cauldron bubble.
Second Witch
Cool it with a Baboon's blood,
Then the Charm is firm and good.
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