My younger daughter.

My 17-year-old, Hannah, is about 79% smarter than the smartest people you'll find in an advertising agency. That makes me glad because it means I'll never find her inside an agency.

This is a photo of a bar in our neighborhood. You can't really see the sign but underneath the name of the bar it says "DRINKING CONSULTANTS SINCE 1998." Every time Hannah sees their sign she asks why anyone would want to drink consultants. I couldn't agree more--for the most part, I don't even want to have lunch with them.