Friday joke time.

When the industry sucks, as it does, when it's raining outside, which it is, when all seems bleak and sad, you need a Borscht Belt across the lips.

Guy goes into a clothing store, tries on a new pair of pants.
Tailor asks how they fit.
Man says, “Well, they kinda remind me of Trinity Church.”
Tailor says, “Trinity Church? How could pants remind you of Trinity Church?”
Man says, “Well, you know the ballroom in Trinity Church?”
Tailor thinks for a moment. Then he says, “There’s no ballroom in Trinity
Church!”
Man says, “Same as these pants.”