For whatever reason the hipsters who inhabit my agency are hard-pressed to call me by names that don't infuriate me. These people, who loudly proclaim brands are about conversations, don't actually know how to begin a conversation with me. It is for them that I've written this:
I do not want to be
Cold and rude,
But I won't answer
When you call me 'dude.'
I suppose that you
Should also know,
I will not respond
When you say 'hey, bro.'
I am not yo,
I am not brother,
I am the name
I got from mother.
It isn't hard,
It's not a scourge,
Just take a breath
And call me George.
