Monday, January 7, 2008

I have nothing against breasts.

I like breasts as much as the next guy. That said, this morning I saw an ad online for Firebrand--the website that lets you watch commercials online. I couldn't copy the photo and post it here, but the hostess (the emcee? the newsreader? the babe?) has hardly buttoned her blouse and her breasts look like you could bounce a bowling ball off of them. They reminded me of Jane Russell from the 50s, or Jayne Mansfield. Breasts that could hurt you like torpedoes.

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