Got a temporary crown today. When we're all done I'll have so much porcelain in my mouth I'll have to brush with Ty-d-bowl.
So after the dentist, I always head to the Strand, one of the largest book stores in the world with "18 miles of books." When did our phone conversations become so sacred and inviolable that people need to have them in the crowded aisles of a bookstore.
Feeling particularly negative about hipsters today. And dentists.
1 comment:
that first line is too funny!!! lmao. have u ever thought of standup? hahaha
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