Saturday, March 23, 2019

Special Saturday Edition of Ad Aged: The Trump Cabinet, 2020.


Secretary of Ponzi:                              
Bernie Madoff

Secretary of Nepotism, Grift and Favortism:
Jared Kushner

Secretary of Charlatanism:                
Elizabeth Holmes

Secretary of Procurement, Pandering, Prostitution and Payoffs:  Bob Guccione

Secretary of Racism:                         
Tucker Carlson

Secretary of Income Inequality:                      
Peter Thiel

Secretary of Climate Denial:               
David H. Koch

Secretary of Snowballs:
Jim Inhofe

Secretary of Big Rocks:
Mo Brooks

Secretary of Police Brutality and Illegal Arrests:           
Joe Arpaio

Secretary of Ill-Health and Inhuman Services:                       Jenny McCarthy

Secretary of Nuclear Annihilation:
John Bolton

Secretary of Child Molestation:
Roy Moore

Secretary of Child Trafficking:
Jeffrey Epstein

Secretary of Child Shootings:
Wayne LaPierre

Secretary of Child Caging:
Kirstjen Nielsen

Secretary of Deception and Husband-Bashing:
Kellyann Conway

Secretary of She-Said-What?:
Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Secretary of Anti-Constitutionalism:
Mitch McConnell

Secretary of Complicity:
Fox News
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