Secretary of Ponzi:
Bernie Madoff
Secretary of Nepotism, Grift and Favortism:
Jared Kushner
Secretary of Charlatanism:
Elizabeth Holmes
Elizabeth Holmes
Secretary of Procurement, Pandering, Prostitution and Payoffs: Bob Guccione
Secretary of Racism:
Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson
Secretary of Income Inequality:
Peter Thiel
Secretary of Climate Denial:
David H. Koch
Secretary of Snowballs:
Jim Inhofe
Secretary of Big Rocks:
Mo Brooks
Secretary of Police Brutality and Illegal Arrests:
Joe Arpaio
Joe Arpaio
Secretary of Ill-Health and Inhuman Services: Jenny McCarthy
Secretary of Nuclear Annihilation:
John Bolton
Secretary of Child Molestation:
Roy Moore
Secretary of Child Trafficking:
Jeffrey Epstein
Secretary of Child Shootings:
Wayne LaPierre
Secretary of Child Caging:
Kirstjen Nielsen
Secretary of Deception and Husband-Bashing:
Kellyann Conway
Secretary of She-Said-What?:
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Secretary of Anti-Constitutionalism:
Mitch McConnell
Secretary of Complicity:
Fox News
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