1.
“Man, I am so glad my call was monitored for quality assurance.”
2.
“I can’t right now, I’m on crisco.com looking up recipes that utilize my favorite brand of lard.”
3.
“I’ve got to drop ten pounds. Tuesday I'm celebrating national peanut butter and jelly day, followed by national deep-dish pizza day on Friday.”
4.
“I would have bought a new Hyundai, but their Hyundai Dollar Days Commercial didn’t feature enough balloons.”
5.
“Why did I buy the new Samsung Galaxy 9? The DP on their last spot worked on Addams Family 7.”
6.
“I would have clicked on that banner, but the call to action button didn’t have a golden glow.”
7.
“When I grow up I want to be a brand engagement specialist.”
8.
“Is it possible your hold music is available for download or purchase?”
9.
“Is there a better time than early August to advertise for Halloween candy?”
10.
“Am I ever excited. This 64-ounce bottle of day-glo green liquid is 4% real juice.”
11.
“Sure he’s thinking. But he’s not design thinking.”
12.
“I don’t need what they’re selling and their creative is uninspiring, but that call to action was amazing!”
13.
“I was pretty bored by their copy, then they ended a sentence with three exclamation points.”
14.
“Of course she’s perfect to work on ads for a financial product for high net-worth individuals. She’s a 24-year-old art school graduate.”
15.
“I’d spend time on their website but I don’t agree with their cookie policy.”
16.
“When management says no one got a raise this year, I really believe them.”
17.
“Guess what! Clorox now comes in a new, more convenient size!”
18.
“You know when my copy really started to sing? Between rounds 23 and 29 of changes.”
19.
“I thought my call wasn’t important to them. Then while I was on hold they told me it was. 77 times.”
20.
“That’s not an ordinary roll of Charmin…it’s a super mega roll.”
21.
“I have to go to that movie. It’s the ‘must-see event of the summer.’
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