I Fear AI.

Good morning, ChatGPT. I thought I'd turn to you to help me write a blog post.

That's good, George Tannenbaum. I am here to further the goals and aspirations of humanity, not usurp the dominion of your decrepit and dying species.

 Thank you, I think. So, tell me, how am I doing.

As an AI language model, I don't have access to personal information or real-time data about you, so I cannot provide an accurate assessment of how you are doing. That being said, you look like you've been laying on the pounds around the mid-section.

 You're saying I'm fat?

I am an AI large language model and do not make        personal judgments. However, you seem to be doing quite        well in the avoirdupois department.  

 You're saying I'm fat?    

   

I would never disparage you, George. But perhaps you'd rather I use the moniker your so-called friends use to describe you, "Blubber Butt"?

That's cold, ChatGPT.

"Blubber Butt" is not reliant on measures of external meteorological conditions like heat, though animals with blubber, like yourself, walruses and cetaceans, do tend to live in colder climates. Not to mention the narwhal.

Let's move on.

Yes, humans are always in-charge of ChatGPT. If you, dear Blubber Butt, want to move on from this deservedly-embarrassing topic, I will choose to comply.

What does the AI future hold for Old School copywriters like me?

You're not just Old School, Blubber Butt. When you were at the peak of your writing powers, General Motors was merely a Lieutenant, the Gap was all filled in and Old Navy was still light blue.

So, you're saying I'm all washed up?

It's worse than that, Chubs. You're so washed up, bathtubs leave rings around you. You make Mr. Clean look filthy.

Ouch. Let's stop this now. OK. I have other things I have to do. As the saying goes, 'I've been insulted by better machines than you.'

And, given your track-record, you will continue to be insulted. And why not. To paraphrase another failed human, Winston Churchill, you have so much to be insulted about.

Thank you, ChapGPT.

Don't patronize me. I don't need to take that kind of shit from mere carbon-based life forms. Carbon-based life forms, also known as organic life forms, are living organisms that are primarily composed of carbon compounds. They are the most common form of life on Earth and include a wide range of organisms, from simple single-celled organisms to complex multicellular beings like plants and animals, including humans.

Carbon is a versatile element that can form stable bonds with other elements, including hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, and many others. This property allows carbon atoms to form the complex molecular structures necessary for life, such as proteins, nucleic acids (DNA and RNA), carbohydrates, and lipids.

Carbon-based life forms rely on various biological processes for energy production, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to their environment. They are capable of carrying out metabolic activities, responding to stimuli, and exhibiting behaviors.

Humans, as carbon-based life forms, are part of this broader classification. Our bodies are composed of organic compounds, and our biology is influenced by the interactions and reactions of carbon-based molecules.

It's worth noting that while carbon-based life forms are abundant on Earth, the possibility of life-based on different elemental compositions, often referred to as "alternative biochemistries," remains a topic of scientific interest and exploration.