Monday, March 17, 2008

Today's "To-Do" List.

1. Avoid getting hit by construction cranes falling 27-stories.
2. Kiss three-dozen Irish girls wearing "kiss me" buttons.
3. Vomit on street.
4. Buy major investment bank for 10 cents on the dollar.
5. Tour Iraq while wearing body-armor.
6. Declare the surge a success.
7. Ask my doctor.
8. Worry about a celebrity.
9. Eat tainted food or give a carcinogenic toy to a young child.
10. Over-pay for sex. (Again.)
11. Drink pharmaceutical-tainted water.
12. Cater to a super-delegate.
13. Bail out a billionaire.
14. Warm the Earth.
15. Submit.
16. Obey.
17. Shop for consumer goods I don't need.
18. Buy a house made of emulsified wood-chips for no money down.
19. Be foreclosed.
20. Live with my family of four on $40K/yr.

4 comments:

dawife said...

I do hope you will do all of that while being environmentally conscious. (Wouldn't say green on this particular day.)

Tore Claesson said...

you forgot filling out the time sheet.

Tore Claesson said...

you forgot filling out the time sheet.

newfriendjill said...

You forgot, "Drive my Buick to the shop to pick up my Jaguar."