The holding company for which I work lost over three score and ten million dollars last quarter. But fear not, we still employ a Chief Risk Officer. And from that Chief Risk Officer, I just received an email about Swine Flu.
I've quoted my favorite part of the memo below.
The following methods can reduce your chances of contracting swine flu:
* Cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, ideally with a tissue.
Thank you. I never knew that.