I think one of the reasons people are so fat today is that everything sounds like it's something you can eat--everything sounds like food.
I am in Boston now, having attended my older daughter's college graduation. And I'm staying at a fairly nice hotel.
I wash my face with an oatmeal soap. Then I wash my hair with Rosemary-mint shampoo. Together, they'd make a pretty good meal. Though, truth be told, Rosemary Mint sounds like a small-station newscaster in the mid-west.
Finally, there's my mother. Genghis Mom, I used to call her when she let me out of the restraints. She was so evil she gave my sister a Klaus Barbie doll to play with.
