It seems just about everybody these days is hyper-connected with their colon.
Which is why just about everyone and his cousin is undergoing some kind of mother-fucking cleanse.
They're drinking kale konkoktions until the krap is kaskading from their pupiks.
They're getting rid of toxins, impurities and chemicals.
In the spirit of true cleansing, I suggest the following:
"Physician, heal thyself."
The true source of your contagion can't be cleansed by kale alone.
Erase your inbox. Delete your sent mail. Purge your trash.
Throw out your powerpoints.
Tear up your briefs.
Stop calling and attending meetings.
Cease using jargon.
Put an end to over-think (and undersmart.)
Stop delegating, blaming, shirking and hiding.
And actually just do.