Monday, December 3, 2007

My agency's Christmas party.


Ok, ok. I just ducked out of my agency's Holiday party to write this post. Now, I'm not one for parties. In fact I despise them. But the party I'm attending right now is off the hook with a capital H. Or a capital O.

Can you say Bacchanal? Can you say orgy? Can you say moral turpitude and lewd and licentious?

I showed up late, mais oui, but within five minutes of arriving and hanging my coat up on a super model's erect nipples, I counted six of the seven deadly sins taking place, and a couple more sins that may only induce comas.

Holy cow. Great pay. Great people. Great work. Great parties. Have I died and gone to heaven?

3 comments:

dawife said...

Did you go to my agency's party last year or possibly the one the year before?

How refreshing, I just started working at an agency that doesn't really have a "holiday" party. They have some food around and close by 1PM on Friday Dec 21st. And we return on Jan. 2nd. That simple.

T said...

And the kids got home work on hanukkah.

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