Monday, December 3, 2007
My agency's Christmas party.
Ok, ok. I just ducked out of my agency's Holiday party to write this post. Now, I'm not one for parties. In fact I despise them. But the party I'm attending right now is off the hook with a capital H. Or a capital O.
Can you say Bacchanal? Can you say orgy? Can you say moral turpitude and lewd and licentious?
I showed up late, mais oui, but within five minutes of arriving and hanging my coat up on a super model's erect nipples, I counted six of the seven deadly sins taking place, and a couple more sins that may only induce comas.
Holy cow. Great pay. Great people. Great work. Great parties. Have I died and gone to heaven?
Posted by George Tannenbaum at 9:37 PM