Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Borscht Belt meets Madison Avenue.

It's cold in New York and advertising friends are sending me all sorts of appropriate jokes:

It's So Cold my cab driver had a heated turban.

It's So Cold the hookers in my neighborhood are charging 20 bucks
just to blow on your hands

It's So Cold lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

It's So Cold inmates are begging for the electric chair.

No comments: