For the last few weeks you'd have thought New Yorkers might be on the cusp of having to deal with something horrible--that they were going to be deprived something vital to our very existence. Get this, FOX--good old Fascist FOX, was going to be dropped from Time-Warner cable in a dispute over payments.
Horror of horrors! We'd miss the Simpsons. We'd miss football. Quick, cue Butterfly McQueen wide-eyed saying "How weese gwonna surbibe?"
It seems the greatest outrages in the world today are people petitioning for a "dislike" button on Facebook or for the right to attend Kohl's 4AM sale the day after two-week's of sales end.