Friday, July 3, 2026

A Declaration of Independence.




This being erev July Fourth, aka Independence Day:

I hold these truths to be self-evident, that I am not "owned" by giant corporations. Neither my data, nor my permission to be marketed to on every device, on every flat surface, at every opportunity, no matter where I am or what I'm doing.


I hold these truths to be self-evident. I do not accept terms and conditions. I refuse to listen to artificial voices driven by artificial intelligence that speak in the first-person singular, that use personal pronouns, that call me by my name. (You don't know me.) I refuse to fall for the ruses of the tech plutocrats when their devices tell me there's a 52.6% chance of .034-inches of rain. They are adding decimals and fractions to appear scientific when they're no more accurate than weather gleaned from moss on a tree, or dew on a toad.


I hold these truths to be self-evident. I do not want every sporting event, every election, every concert, TV show, every-everything co-opted by brands trying to force their way into my wallet. I do not accept telco names or bank names or oil company names on stadia my tax dollars paid for. Further, I do not accept ten minutes of commercials for ten minutes of programming when you've already charged me for access. I do not accept 30-seconds of promo to watch a one-minute YouTube clip. I do not accept the notion that trillionaires are somehow job creators and therefore exempt from paying taxes to the nation that made them trillionaires in the first place.


I hold these truths to be self-evident. I refuse to work for one of the four companies that make up the oligarchy that control the advertising industry. I refuse to accept the depreciation of wages, the disappearance of benefits and the almost total evaporation of job security so people like John Wren, CEO of Omnicom, which fired over 35,000 people this year, can "earn" $70,000,000. ($191,000/day.)


I hold these truths to be self-evident. I will not buy the well-funded lie that AI is as good as human. Like "open-plan" offices a decade ago, AI is a cost-saving effort, it's not science it's money that drives AI-propagation and promotion. Any assertion as to its quality, its speed, its usefulness and its humanity is nothing more than a subterfuge to lower-costs, increase margins and plow more money into the pockets of the plutocratic class.


The holding company powers have refused to respect those with know-how and experience. Though over 34% of the US population is over 50, just 11% of WPP is.


The holding company powers have refused to pay decent wages, with salaries in real dollars lower today than they were 50 years ago.


The holding company powers have refused to embrace fairness. John Wren of WPP earns over 1200 times what the median employee of WPP makes. 


The holding company powers have refused to be candid about their solvency, about their parlous financial state, about the future of those they employ.



The holding company powers have mandated their own wage increases and bonuses while freezing the wages and eliminating bonuses for ordinary employese.


We, therefore, being an independent agency, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of my intentions, do absolve myself from the corrupt and venal cabal that is modern advertising, dissolving all connection between us. (Available for freelance, however.)










Thursday, July 2, 2026

George. A Style-Guide.




One of the best periodicals you're likely never to read is "The Economist." 

I started reading it about twenty years ago. Partly because of David Abbott. Partly because my feed was being fed articles from the Economist. I found them a) genuinely interesting and b) short. Generally speaking the Economist limits its articles to a single page.

Anne Wroe, the Economist's surpassing obituary writer, offered an interest perspective on what makes the magazine different. She was talking about her job--obituaries--but it applies to many other spheres as well.

Wroe said (I'm paraphrasing) that because the Economist is a weekly, and limits coverage to one page, she knows other periodicals will have longer, more complete coverage. To get read, Wroe decided, she had to do something interesting. She had to unearth something that no other press would. Something that, even if you read about someone's passing in the New York Times, the London Times and the Wall Street Journal, you might give Wroe a read.

Wroe is also the editor of The Economist's "Style Guide." Which you can find on abebooks.com for under ten dollars, or download from amazon (if you can't help giving money to non-tax-paying billionaires for the price of about three cups of extortionate monopolistic coffee.)

It's only Wednesday, July 1, and perhaps the Cannes cacophony (emphasis on cocked-up phonies) and the summer heatwave have fried my brain. I seldom write on Wednesday for Thursday, but I'm behind the seven-ninety-eight ball (marked down from eight) and this will have to do. 

Here, consider it largesse on the part of my largeness, is Wroe's introduction to the Economist's Style Guide, eleventh edition. If you're really hard up, you can download a pdf of it here, for free.
Doing so is way better than supporting democracy-saving, truth-telling independent journalism. So download away!

The precepts here are the Economist's way. But for almost half-a-century, they've been my way too. Outside of making me generally despised by everyone who knows me, it's worked out pretty well for me.

--


Introduction

On only two scores can The Economist hope to outdo its rivals

consistently. One is the quality of its analysis; the other is the quality of its writing. 


The aim of this book is to give some general advice on

writing, to point out some common errors and to set some arbitrary rules.


The first requirement of The Economist is that it should be readily understandable. Clarity of writing usually follows clarity of thought.


So think what you want to say, then say it as simply as possible.

Keep in mind George Orwell’s six elementary rules:


1 Never use a metaphor, simile or other figure of speech which

you are used to seeing in print.


2 Never use a long word where a short one will do.


3 If it is possible to cut out a word, always cut it out.


4 Never use the passive where you can use the active.


5 Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.


6 Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright

barbarous.

--

Readers are primarily interested in what you have to say. By the

way in which you say it, you may encourage them either to read on or to give up. If you want them to read on:

Catch the attention of the reader and then get straight into the article. Do not spend several sentences clearing your throat, setting the scene or sketching in the background. Introduce the facts as you tell the story and hold the reader by the way you unfold the tale and by a fresh but unpretentious use of language.


In starting your article, let your model be the essays of

Francis Bacon. He starts “Of Riches” with “I cannot call riches

better than the baggage of virtue.” “Of Cunning” opens with

“We take cunning for a sinister or crooked wisdom.” “Of

Suspicion” is instantly on the wing with “Suspicions amongst

thoughts are like bats amongst birds, they ever fly by twilight.”


Each of these beginnings carries implicitly within it an entire

essay. Each seizes the reader by the lapels and at once draws him into the subject. No gimmickry is needed, no flowery language, no literary contrivance. Plain words on their own carry enough meaning to provoke an intriguing thought, stir the reader’s curiosity and thus make him want to continue.

You must strive for a similar effect. 


Articles in The Economist 
should be like essays, in that they have a beginning, a middle and an end. They should not be mere bits of information stitched together. Each should be a coherent whole, a series of paragraphs that follow logically in order and, ideally, will suffer if even one sentence is cut out. If the article is a report, the facts must be selected and presented as a story. If it is a leader or more analytical article, it should also have a sense of sequence, so that the reader feels he is progressing from a beginning to a conclusion.


Either way, it is up to you to provide the ideas, analysis

and argument that bind the elements of the article together.

That is the hard part. Once you have them, though, you need

only plain, straightforward words to express them. Do not

imagine that you can disguise the absence of thought with long

words, stale metaphors or the empty jargon of academics. In

moderation, however, you can enliven your writing with a fresh

metaphor, an occasional exuberance or an unusual word or

phrase that nicely suits your purpose.


Read through your writing several times. Edit it ruthlessly, whether by cutting or polishing or sharpening, on each occasion. Avoid repetition. Cut out anything superfluous. And resist any temptation to achieve a literary effect by making elliptical remarks or allusions to unexplained people or events. Rather, hold your reader’s attention by keeping the story moving. If the tale begins to flag, or the arguments seem less than convincing, you can rescue it only by the sharpness of your mind. 


Nothing is to be gained by resorting to orotundities and grandiloquence, still less by calling on clichés and vogue expressions. 


Unadorned, unfancy prose is usually all you need.


Do not be stuffy. “To write a genuine, familiar or truly English

style”, said Hazlitt, “is to write as anyone would speak in

common conversation who had a thorough command or

choice of words or who could discourse with ease, force and

perspicuity setting aside all pedantic and oratorical flourishes.”


Use the language of everyday speech, not that of spokesmen, lawyers or bureaucrats (so prefer let to permit, people to persons, buy to purchase, colleague to peer, way out to exit, present to gift, rich to wealthy, show to demonstrate, break to violate). 


Pomposity and long-windedness tend to obscure meaning, or reveal the lack of it: strip them away in favour of plain words.


Do not be hectoring or arrogant. Those who disagree with you are not necessarily stupid or insane. Nobody needs to be described as silly: let your analysis show that he is. When you express opinions, do not simply make assertions. The aim is not just to tell readers what you think, but to persuade them; if you use arguments, reasoning and evidence, you may succeed. Go easy on the oughts and shoulds.


Do not be too pleased with yourself. Don’t boast of your own

cleverness by telling readers that you correctly predicted

something or that you have a scoop. You are more likely to bore

or irritate them than to impress them.


Do not be too chatty. Surprise, surprise is more irritating than

informative. So is Ho, ho and, in the middle of a sentence, wait

for it, etc.


Do not be too didactic. If too many sentences begin Compare,

Consider, Expect, Imagine, Look at, Note, Prepare for, Remember or Take, readers will think they are reading a textbook (or, indeed, a style book). This may not be the way to persuade them to renew their subscriptions.


Do your best to be lucid. (“I see but one rule: to be clear”, Stendhal.) Simple sentences help. Keep complicated constructions and gimmicks to a minimum, if necessary by remembering the New Yorker’s comment: “Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.”


Mark Twain described how a good writer treats sentences:

“At times he may indulge himself with a long one, but he

will make sure there are no folds in it, no vaguenesses, no

parenthetical interruptions of its view as a whole; when he has

done with it, it won’t be a sea-serpent with half of its arches

under the water; it will be a torch-light procession.”


Long paragraphs, like long sentences, can confuse the reader. 
“The paragraph”, according to Fowler, “is essentially a unit of thought, not of length; it must be homogeneous in subject matter and sequential in treatment.” One-sentence paragraphs should be used only occasionally.


Clear thinking is the key to clear writing. “A scrupulous

writer”, observed Orwell, “in every sentence that he writes will

ask himself at least four questions, thus: 

1. What am I trying to say?
2. What words will express it?
3. What image or idiom will make 
it clearer?
4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?

And he 
will probably ask himself two more:
1. Could I put it more shortly?

2. Have I said anything that is avoidably ugly?”

Scrupulous writers will also notice that their copy is edited

only lightly and is likely to be used. It may even be read.

--

I suppose there might be someone reading this who will tell themselves they could ask Claude to re-write their copy in the style of "The Economist." Maybe that will be good enough. And there are plenty of people within agencies and on the client-side who are comforted by and comfortable with as Orwell wrote above metaphors, similes or other figures of speech which 
you are used to seeing in print.

All that's fine, if that's the route you want to go in your life.

But for me the key to all this sits about four inches above this sentence. Clear thinking is the key to clear writing. What we're talking about here is clear thinking. It's usually persuasive thinking. Thinking that leads to the sale.

I've been fortunate in my career. I worked for parts of four decades on IBM, during an era when IBM and Ogilvy refused to talk down to its audience. I had to understand business and tech issues well enough to write about them simply and believably.


Even today (or, especially today) as a bona fide alte kocker, I have a 35-page document on my Mac of links that take complicated procedures or stories and break them down so they're easy to read, understand, remember and pass-along.

Explaining how things work and why you should want them used to be the sine non qua of advertising. Our reason for being. Somehow that's been replaced by making a pop-tart part of culture, or a mayonnaise.

Because I don't believe that (and because I insist on being paid a living wage) I am out of the mainstream of the ad industry. I'm fine with that.

About a quarter-of-a-century ago, I wrote this tagline for myself.
I like business advantages.





Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Meanwhile, Back in the Reality-Based Industry.

All I know, I learned from Bazooka Joe.


Last Tuesday, I got briefed on the fifth of what is slated to be ten projects from a Fortune 100 company. The first four of my assignments have gone well. The people I'm working with are pleased (they keep coming back) and the client is pleased (they keep coming back.)

Unlike with Herpes, coming back is good.

Like so much of the world today, however, there was a wrinkle. New marketing people at the client meant what we had done to date might be deemed not right for the new marketing efforts or simply, 'not invented here,' and therefore thrown away. When you're less-than-halfway done with a large assignment for a large client, the last thing you want to do is leave money on the table.

My direct contact--the intermediary between me and the client--called me and explained the situation. No one likes when personnel changes threaten their livelihood. My contact asked me if I could do some work--framing the campaign, making sure it aligns--to help lessen the threat posed by the new people.

Without hesitation I said yes.

I'm a loyal guy. When people are good to me, I'm good to them. Within reason, that's the way the world works.

I believe that loyalty should be divided, like Caesar's Gaul, into three parts.

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres. 
(Kit Katia est omnis divisa in partes duo.)

1. There's loyalty to your client and your co-workers.
2. There's loyalty to your craft. Loyalty to doing a good job. 
3. There's loyalty to yourself. That's demanding that the work treats you as well as you deserve.

This aggregate job and the people I'm working with answered the bell from all three of those spheres.

And so, I was duly briefed.

Confused. Complicated. And much more work than I was told. 

Like I said, I was briefed on a Tuesday and thought a bit the same day. I downloaded the appropriate files, read through the docs and organized the docs I was sent into some folders. By Wednesday at 10, I was ready to think. By Wednesday at 12, I had an idea I knew could carry the exigencies of the assignment.

I sent a note to my contacts.

I wasn't "done" with the work I had to do, but I was ready to put pressure on myself.

"I'll be ready to show you work on Thursday at 9," I tersed.

"Wow, that's fast," they replied.

We agreed to meet on Friday morning.

Feeling that pressure, having the intensity of a promise hanging over me, I buckled down as I do. I'm not called "Old Iron Ass" for nothing. I can sit in expensive upholstery and before long have six manifesti and 75 ads.

I worked.

I tinkered.

I worked and tinkered some more.

I was happy with what I did long before our Friday meeting. And things went well on Friday. 

But one of the reasons things went well was the pressure I put on myself. There was no "timing" on this. No project management breathing down my neck. Or client workshop we had to meet.

Just the idea--the motivating force of agency.

I spent the first 20 years of my career with traffic people who would check in and prod me now and again. The next 20 years I worked with project managers who treated me like I was a project that needed managing.

I think if you looked at the overall arc of the industry, you'd see we were better off because we we're "we want to do it people." Today that modus operandi is gone. We're "we have to do it people." Or "we can win an award people." Not "this is how we help clients and make money people."

If you have to make people do the job they're supposed to do, if you have to remind them, poke them, threaten them and stand over them, something is rotten in the state of your business.

Real efficiency comes from passion and ardor.

As they used to joke, "the beatings will continue until morale improves." That didn't work out.

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Priests.





Back in 1980, newly minted with a Masters Degree in English Literature from Columbia University, I was plumb out of money and even plumber out of parental support and encouragement. Rather than keep studying the eddies of Moby Dick and the like, with rent fast coming due in a dangerous city, I had to find myself a job.

Mind you, at this point, I had only ever worked as an aluminum-sider, a game-room attendant at a seaside penny arcade and a cashier in a liquor store. I was also the "assistant dean of students" for Barnard College, the women's school of Columbia University but that was a gussy-up-the-resume way of saying "night watchman."

The first job I took had been classified under the heading of copywriter. I was hired to write catalog copy for the shoe division of the Montgomery Ward catalog. It paid $225/week and I was promised a raise to $250/week if I lasted six months.

During my time at there, I probably wrote 300 catalog pages a year, and I stayed two-and-a-half years. I then went to work in the advertising agency within Bloomingdale's. There, I wrote ten ads a week fifty weeks a year. I stayed at Bloomies for two-and-a-half years as well. So, by the time I arrived at Marschalk for my first agency job, I had written about 2,000 ads.

In the 42 years since then, I've probably written another 8,000 ads, including the thousand or so I've written to drive my own agency, GeorgeCo., LLC, a Delaware Company, forward. In all, to be generous with myself--something I'm not very good at--I might have written 10,000 ads.

I know when I've done a good job. When something has stopping power, wit and is memorable. But I in fact, though I run about an ad a day for my business, I have absolutely no idea which ads I run will gain "traction," and which ones will "lay there like a lox."

Last week I ran something I thought was very smart and clever. As of this writing, it's gotten fewer than 500 views. Another ad, I posted just minutes later, which I wrote in about twelve seconds and typeset in about twelve more, was much more "successful." In fewer than 26 hours it's gotten over 6,000 views.

Now, I'm not a computer. I don't spend my days poring over reams of data. But after having written and produced about 10,000 ads, I have a confession. I have no idea which ads will "catch on." And which ads will be blah.

I don't think anyone does.

Here's where the point of today's post comes in.


The whole point of our modern-technological era is the promise of If-Then-ness. In fact, predicting what would happen was why Eniac--perhaps the world's first computer--was invented in the first place. The army wanted to see the effects of large explosions, particularly atomic ones. They created football-field-sized computers to calculate what would happen if you exploded one. 

If we dropped a bomb on Moscow, then this would happen.

Just as "pentagon" thinking spread through government ("we had to destroy the village to save it") it's spread through our entire world. If you read the sports page today, both the Cleveland Cavaliers and the San Antonio Spurs will show you statistically how they defeated the New York Knicks, though the Knicks beat those teams 4-0 and 4-1. 

Continuing, the if-then-technocrats quickly took over the advertising business. They started with "if these dopey creatives can get rich by writing Miller Lite commercials, imagine how much we can make with our brilliant business acumen." That's an easy sell to investors. 

There's an apocryphal story about Albert Einstein and a chorus girl. "Suppose we had children," she said. "With my looks and your brains." Einstein asked, "what would happen if the kids got my looks and your brains."

The Einstein-Chorus-girl scenario was played out at the best agency of the 1970s and 1980s, Ally & Gargano. They merged with account powerhouse MCA, hoping to get Ally's creativity and MCA's punctiliousness. The opposite happened and in short order the place went belly-up. As the entire industry has, today.

Nevertheless, the if-then-technocrats sold to clients causality. If you put a click now button here, if you re-target, if you inundate you'll be wildly successful. Now, they're selling (with about 2% margin) if you game the AI-algorithm you'll rise to the top of search and targeting. Then you'll be successful.

For as long as there have been humans the priestly-caste (today, technologists and private equity nabobs and consultants) have been selling their ability to predict the future and therefore guarantee success.

AI (augmented intestines) circa 2000 BC.

Examining the liver of a slaughtered ox, the entrails of birds of prey, even the way a feather falls through the air and wafts to the ground. They were all meant to be unfailing portents that empowered those who had the secret knowledge to understand them.

When King Croesus of Lydia asked the Delphic Oracle if he should attack the Persians, he was told if he did he would "destroy a mighty empire." So, attack he did, thinking Persia would fall. Instead, the mighty empire that was destroyed was his own. 

Or 2400 years ago Philip of Macedon and the Spartans had an exchange almost the same as that between tump and the Iranis. Give up your wealth, your nuclear ambitions, your oil, if you don't I will destroy you. If, they Iranis victoriously replied.


No one knows.
If-then is something we can wish for.
Not something we can really make happen. 
Why not watch the first 2:30 of this?

In short, I'd suggest keeping these words by an ancient Galician Jew quoted by Nobel Prize-winner Czeslaw Milosz somewhere on your desktop.

Next time someone says, 'I know,' you'll know.